Michael Schwern
Michael Schwern
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Biography
Michael G Schwern hates writing bios. You’ll just have to come meet him.
Sessions for this user
* Is the Web Down: a Practical Tutorial on How the Web Works
You click on a link and you can't get to your favorite web site. Now what? Is the web site down? Is it your connection? Is it something in between? How can you figure out what's wrong if you don't know how it works? We'll show you everything that happens after you click a link so next time the web site is down you'll know what to do to fix it.
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Chemistry |
| Michael Schwern, Joshua Keroes | |
Proposals for this user
* End Testlessness
Everyone who writes code but is not comfortable writing tests should attend this session. Whether its because you don't know how or don't get it or don't think you have the time or don't think it's worthwhile. We'll show how to write tests and how they let you write code faster, safer and better.
By the end of this session, everyone attending will have written tests.
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Cooking | 03/23/2009 10:59PM |
| Michael Schwern | ||
* How Good Open Source Software Happens or "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Just Released My Code"
Where do people get ideas for Open Source projects? How do you decide if your personal project is worth releasing to the world? Will anyone use it? One of the most prolific and successful Perl authors will give his insights on balancing sharing, selfishness and who gets to run the Open Source world.
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Culture | 03/23/2009 10:21PM |
| Michael Schwern | ||
* How To Lie Like A Geek
Geeks have a special relationship with The Truth. Nothing is more important than correcting a falsehood, no matter how small, and nothing is more odious than not telling The Truth. Unfortunately the meaning is often mangled and the end result is the opposite, a lie. This leads to misunderstanding, mangled interfaces and the myth of the stupid user.
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Culture | 03/21/2009 06:58PM |
| Michael Schwern | ||
* I'm "ok", you're "not ok": The Test Anything Protocol
TAP(Test Anything Protocol) is a simple way to write tests in any language, in any environment, using any style. See tests written in Perl, Ruby, Python, Shell, Javascript, C, PHP and Postgres all come together in one test suite. Learn how to write your own testing functions, tailored to your needs. Archive your test results and watch your test suite grow!
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Chemistry | 03/23/2009 10:43PM |
| Michael Schwern | ||
* Perl is Undead
Everyone knows Perl is dead and Perl 6, that long-delayed second system design by committee mistake, will never be released, and all Perl code is unreadable, executable line noise... right? Real-live modern Perl programmers will prove that wrong.
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Chemistry | 04/10/2009 06:44PM |
| Michael Schwern, chromatic x | ||